Emma Against Humanity

My name is Emma.
I'm 22 years old and a full-time college student. I love sloths, feminism, tv shows, and my bed.

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via licoriceplease)

snowce:

Henri Dauman, Brigitte Bardot

drunkfeferi:

what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends around recording their adventure for years 

(via she-who-fights-monsters)

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(via raspberriesforbrains)

modcloth:

Drawing by Rachel Danielle McPherson

guavasita:

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

ok goodbye with this

(via a1isonr3id)