Emma Against Humanity

My name is Emma.
I'm 22 years old and a full-time college student. I love sloths, feminism, tv shows, and my bed.

whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalized misogyny. bask, my friends.

(via turmoilsofthesea)

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

(via youbothkickedoffyourshoes)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via ashtar-sheran)

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via ootachootasolo)

itsanexperimentjohn:

hopelessfangirl:

seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

(via damnitdorian)

heckacute:

My favorite sex position is missionary because I like it when the guy’s sweat drips into my eyes and makes them burn because it reminds me that I’m sinning before the eyes of a vengeful God. 

(via constellant)